Funny relationship

When you find your husbands porn collection!!!

I was once married, to a man named Bill.

Bill, is the stick wedged firmly up his backside, boring type, Mr prim and proper, doesn’t know funny if it slapped him in the face! We were opposites really, I’ve got the Dad bad jokes humour and used to jest that I should be a stand up comedian… He never found that funny 🙄

However I did once love him.

We had a big fancy wedding, not really what I wanted, however it was a pretty amazing day. I had a beautiful fish tale dress, encrusted with pearls, we married at a scenic country house, had a wedding singer for the full affair, 3 course sit down meal and a party afterwards. A fairy tale wedding, that most girls dream of…

The long day resulted, in me falling asleep, locked in a toilet and having to be rescued, by my new husband Bill, as I’m classy like that 😂

I don’t really remember anything from that point! I do wonder if I could have annulled the marriage, if we didn’t consummate the wedding on the day, despite having sex prior!?!?!

It’s a good question, if anyone knows the answer, please comment 🤔

Looking back, I should have never married this man, I had doubts! He was controlling, he put his fist through my glass door the first time he lost control. The warning signs were there!

There is a lot more to the sad story, that was Bill, however I’m wanting to share the story of his “computer” habits, as this is far more entertaining.

Bill could never could cope with stress or pressure, anything work placed on him, he brought home.

I was young, felt sorry for him… So rather than him take his stress out on me or the kids, I told him to go unwind, play computer games and come back down once he felt better. It was his daily ritual.

Little did I know that as well as playing computer games, he was tossing one off.

I look back and can see the defining point my marriage ended, it was a week night, we followed our mundane daily routine, Bill came home from work, went upstairs, “played on his computer”, whilst I was left to look after our children, get them to bed, clean up, watch a bit of TV alone…. Can you believe people actually live like this!! Day in day out!!

This night in particular, I wanted to shake up the routine, I had a lovely lingerie set on… Came upstairs, to the bedroom, slowly started to get undressed, desperately trying to get my husbands attention.

He was playing a game called league of legends.

Now to most men, a woman stripping, gets their attention!

Bill was special and not like most men, he responded “I’m in the middle of a game”.

As I say, that was the defining moment of our relationship, sadly his game was far more important than me.

Fast forward a few years later, I’m alone, been through some very tough times. However these tough times made me stronger.

I now have the strength to stand up to this man!

When I left Bill, I left with nothing. The house, furniture, pets, he wouldn’t let me have any of it! I think the only reason he let me have our children, is because social services stepped in and wouldn’t allow him overnight access unsupervised.

The longer we were apart, the easier it became to stand up for myself.

One evening, I went back to my marital home (the house is owned by Bill and myself) and finally collected some of my belongings, these included my dogs and the family pc that I bought, however Bill liked to game on.

Of course once he got home, the shit hit the fan, fortunately living apart meant that he couldn’t physically hurt me, as a result of me taking his one true love, the pc.

I got the pc home, ran a piece of software, to wipe the password and was in…. Easy for me being a techie!

Bill clearly doubted my technical skills, once on the pc, he started to panic, he offered me money and finally asked “so you want me arrested” 😲

Obviously his reaction, got me routing on the pc, to be honest, his reaction was over the top: he had wiped his Internet history, removed illegal software… There was evidence of tor browser (used for the dark Web) but that’s all, or at least I thought, until I accidentally, stumbled across, hidden in the depths of his game folders, a folder called “lol”… Initially I thought this was ‘league of legends’, yes very odd, seeing as lol is an online game, which is why I opened it, I have to admit, I was shocked!

Over 900 images of porn….

Not even the nice type of porn, let’s just say Bill must have serious cock envy.

My first question of course was, has this man not heard of incognito!!!!

With porn so easily available on the Internet, there really is no need to download the content and risk getting caught.

I’ve never had a problem with watching porn, in fact it can be good especially watching it as a couple, it sets the mood and turns you both on.

However when your partner hides it, it becomes a dirty little secret and that isn’t healthy.

What are your thoughts?

Who has found their husbands porn stash?

How did you react?

😘 X

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